is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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