ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
tell me about the fingering
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