she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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