I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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