I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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