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you suck at this game today
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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