So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Everclear isn't food dammit
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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