I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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