How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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