If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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