the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Enjoy the penises
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
