you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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