turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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