He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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