Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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