# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm passing your future prison.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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