is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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