Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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