i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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