i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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