You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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