You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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