with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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