Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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