check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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