I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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