if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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