its not stalking. its research.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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