He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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