we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
The air taste purple.
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