Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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