she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Duck Duck Cougar?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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