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Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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