Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He has the fingertips of a God
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