remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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