everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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