ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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