This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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