If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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