How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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