Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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