How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
