Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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