Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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