Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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