Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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