I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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