do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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