are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
