The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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