I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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