i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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