i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Be still, my beating vagina.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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