I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Randomize
