you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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