Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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