After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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