if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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