found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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